This is parenting done right.
My husband is reading The Lord of the Rings to the boys at bedtime, and he reads with *verve*. So sometimes I'm relaxing, winding down for the day, and suddenly the entire neighborhood can hear
RIDE! RIDE TO RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!
Question of the evening: What is this fox disapproving of?
Bat-eared fox disapproves
English is a language of chaos.
[pronounces “pineapples” like “minneapolis”]
I would like to thank our brave troops for their service. As a nation, we're proud of you.
US troops in Iceland for NATO's largest war games since the Cold War apparently drank all the beer in the capital city
It's always nice when recruiters unintentionally reveal that their company works strictly by seniority right at the start.
Recruiter: What is your current title?
Me: [Tells them]
R: At our company you’d need another 10 years to have that title so let’s look for some less senior roles for you!
Me: Why would I agree to work at a smaller company with a demotion?
R: We offer snacks!
Only 1-ish. I won't eat avocado if I can avoid it, but I can tolerate it in sushi, etc if it isn't the primary ingredient.
I got a 32 😲. What's ur # ???
Florida winter weather advisories are a little strange.
It may rain iguanas out of the trees in South Florida tonight. Here's why: https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2020/01/21/south-florida-braces-hazardous-cold-falling-iguanas-temperatures-dip-into-30s/
NASA Employee: Oh, wow you guys are back early.
Astronaut: Space's haunted.
NASA Employee: Sorry, what!?
Astronaut, loading a shotgun while climbing back into the rocket ship: Space's haunted.
Wonderful little paper, suggesting that if you accept popular theories of the mind and of causation, outer space may be full of disembodied ghosts. https://twitter.com/jttiehen/status/1219636809925386242?s=19
The Room is a masterpiece in the most unintended way.
Hit me up with your least controversial movie opinion.
At the link you can see the smooth transition from the majestic and resplendent white tiger to the powerful aura of lion derp.
There is always that one friend @Vanvidum@twitter.com https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/erv1ve/there_is_always_that_1_friend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
If there's any good news to be had with this new virus, it's that it doesn't appear to be especially deadly so far. https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/21/asia/china-china-coronavirus-sars-intl-hnk/index.html
Vanvidum 2020: Are You Causing Trouble?
Dan 2020: Goddamit, really?
The Chinese surveillance state and social credit system is already doing wonders for petty totalitarianism.
People publicly shamed in China for going out in their PJs. Their surname, picture, and partial ID number made public. Local govt asked people to submit more “uncivilized” PJ photos - 10 bucks for each picture verified https://m.thepaper.cn/newsDetail_forward_5577159
This escalates incredibly well.
This amazing movie is why all your award shows are a sham.
You've been given $10,000 a set of conference rooms, and a weekend. You've been instructed that you must hold "your name"-Con. What do you do? What does the event look like? Are there games? panels? speakers?
Never before have I felt more inspired.
If you insist
Surprising new safety feature guarantees rider will never be thrown from the seat.
This guy is lucky he ain’t dead 💀.
I bet he threw that pair of underwear away
This thread is a journey, on which we learn that Van Eyck never really looked a lamb in the eyes.
Uh, so apparently they restored the Ghent Altarpiece and
Oh. That's where the Blood Ravens came from.
Good, let the emo flow through you
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