Me: Wait, I know that guy! What's his name?
Brain: What are names, really though?
Brain: I can write entire novels, build plots, populate whole worlds with complex and interesting people and--
Me: super cool. oh um what’s the password for our email??
Brain: our what now
We were warned. Don't say we weren't warned! Now the feral hogs are high on cocaine!
Feral hogs find and destroy cocaine worth $22,000 hidden in woods https://trib.al/G85L7D0
My therapist: talk to me about how you reward yourself for your accomplishments?
Me: reward? *stares blankly* why would I do that? I’m not gonna celebrate for doing what I’m supposed to do
Her, takes off glasses: oh boy
They said, counting the other money they collect from Millennial and Gen X workers through social security. I guess they're saying we don't need to pay for Boomer retirement? I mean, if that's the official AARP position, who are we to argue?
AARP executive claps back at viral "OK, Boomer" joke with a shot at millennials, says we "actually have the money" https://trib.al/zzXjRqv
When you consider that this sign is necessary and yet probably insufficient, it's remarkable that humans have survived this long.
Underwater Cave Death Warning Sign
Liquid mercury would be awesome to play around with if it wasn't so toxic. Why can't you play nice with biology, mercury?
Genetically engineered superbabies grow up faster than I thought.
The woman on the treadmill next to me is coding in R. While running on the treadmill. At 9 AM.
Spelling and word choice: you never notice until you do.
THIS 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 DATING 👏 SITE 👏
Feel free to try this with a bear at home!
So all grizzlies are actually polar bears? 🤣
When horses don't skip leg day.
Horse sculpture by Fernando Botero in Medellín, Colombia
What would this accent sound like?
My father was a contractor. I grew up in a house that was always a work in progress. And I've never seen anyone who could casually do this to drywall with an axe. Amazing.
Drywall installation in 1950
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