This is parenting done right.

RT @CheerfulReader@twitter.com

My husband is reading The Lord of the Rings to the boys at bedtime, and he reads with *verve*. So sometimes I'm relaxing, winding down for the day, and suddenly the entire neighborhood can hear

RIDE NOW!
RIDE! RIDE TO RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!
DEATH!
DEATH!!
FORTH EORLINGAS!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CheerfulReader/sta

Question of the evening: What is this fox disapproving of?

RT @41Strange@twitter.com

Bat-eared fox disapproves

🐦🔗: twitter.com/41Strange/status/1

English is a language of chaos.

RT @verysmallriver@twitter.com

[pronounces “pineapples” like “minneapolis”]

🐦🔗: twitter.com/verysmallriver/sta

I would like to thank our brave troops for their service. As a nation, we're proud of you.

RT @LoganDobson@twitter.com

US troops in Iceland for NATO's largest war games since the Cold War apparently drank all the beer in the capital city
businessinsider.com/us-troops-

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LoganDobson/status

It's always nice when recruiters unintentionally reveal that their company works strictly by seniority right at the start.

RT @dataandpolitics@twitter.com

Recruiter: What is your current title?

Me: [Tells them]

R: At our company you’d need another 10 years to have that title so let’s look for some less senior roles for you!

Me: Why would I agree to work at a smaller company with a demotion?

R: We offer snacks!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dataandpolitics/st

Only 1-ish. I won't eat avocado if I can avoid it, but I can tolerate it in sushi, etc if it isn't the primary ingredient.

RT @thwaacker@twitter.com

I got a 32 😲. What's ur # ???

🐦🔗: twitter.com/thwaacker/status/1

Florida winter weather advisories are a little strange.

RT @afreedma@twitter.com

It may rain iguanas out of the trees in South Florida tonight. Here's why: washingtonpost.com/weather/202

🐦🔗: twitter.com/afreedma/status/12

NASA Employee: Oh, wow you guys are back early.
Astronaut: Space's haunted.
NASA Employee: Sorry, what!?
Astronaut, loading a shotgun while climbing back into the rocket ship: Space's haunted.

RT @adrwtp@twitter.com

Wonderful little paper, suggesting that if you accept popular theories of the mind and of causation, outer space may be full of disembodied ghosts. twitter.com/jttiehen/status/12

🐦🔗: twitter.com/adrwtp/status/1219

The Room is a masterpiece in the most unintended way.

RT @mattsinger@twitter.com

Hit me up with your least controversial movie opinion.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mattsinger/status/

At the link you can see the smooth transition from the majestic and resplendent white tiger to the powerful aura of lion derp.

RT @roninotter@twitter.com

There is always that one friend @Vanvidum@twitter.com reddit.com/r/funny/comments/er

🐦🔗: twitter.com/roninotter/status/

If there's any good news to be had with this new virus, it's that it doesn't appear to be especially deadly so far. cnn.com/2020/01/21/asia/china-

Vanvidum 2020: Are You Causing Trouble?

RT @WFKARS@twitter.com

Dan 2020: Goddamit, really?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/WFKARS/status/1219

The Chinese surveillance state and social credit system is already doing wonders for petty totalitarianism.

RT @xu_xiuzhong@twitter.com

People publicly shamed in China for going out in their PJs. Their surname, picture, and partial ID number made public. Local govt asked people to submit more “uncivilized” PJ photos - 10 bucks for each picture verified m.thepaper.cn/newsDetail_forwa

🐦🔗: twitter.com/xu_xiuzhong/status

This escalates incredibly well.

RT @s3rioussam@twitter.com

This amazing movie is why all your award shows are a sham.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/s3rioussam/status/

This could go in several ways, but would invariably end up as a catastrophic disaster, no matter what kind of con I created. For best results, I'd combine my interests and advertise to each separately to make for maximum confusion when they converge.

RT @Seattlejo@twitter.com

You've been given $10,000 a set of conference rooms, and a weekend. You've been instructed that you must hold "your name"-Con. What do you do? What does the event look like? Are there games? panels? speakers?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Seattlejo/status/1

Surprising new safety feature guarantees rider will never be thrown from the seat.

RT @MastersRex@twitter.com

This guy is lucky he ain’t dead 💀.
I bet he threw that pair of underwear away

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MastersRex/status/

This thread is a journey, on which we learn that Van Eyck never really looked a lamb in the eyes.

RT @frajds@twitter.com

Uh, so apparently they restored the Ghent Altarpiece and

🐦🔗: twitter.com/frajds/status/1219

Oh. That's where the Blood Ravens came from.

RT @grimdank_bot@twitter.com

Good, let the emo flow through you
redd.it/eri54o

🐦🔗: twitter.com/grimdank_bot/statu

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