Me: Wait, I know that guy! What's his name?
Brain: What are names, really though?

RT @PaperFury@twitter.com

Brain: I can write entire novels, build plots, populate whole worlds with complex and interesting people and--
Me: super cool. oh um what’s the password for our email??
Brain: our what now

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/PaperFury/status/1

We were warned. Don't say we weren't warned! Now the feral hogs are high on cocaine!

RT @Newsweek@twitter.com

Feral hogs find and destroy cocaine worth $22,000 hidden in woods trib.al/G85L7D0

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Newsweek/status/11

I've never understood the idea of 'rewarding yourself'. There's nothing you can gain you couldn't already have or do. What's the reward in an indulgence you could always have had?

RT @whimsicallyours@twitter.com

My therapist: talk to me about how you reward yourself for your accomplishments?

Me: reward? *stares blankly* why would I do that? I’m not gonna celebrate for doing what I’m supposed to do

Her, takes off glasses: oh boy

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/whimsicallyours/st

Last night's dream: There were red pandas in the server room, and I couldn't get anyone else to understand they weren't supposed to be in there.

Oh, awesome! The estimated useful economic life for this building is about 38,000 years. Clearly built to last.

They said, counting the other money they collect from Millennial and Gen X workers through social security. I guess they're saying we don't need to pay for Boomer retirement? I mean, if that's the official AARP position, who are we to argue?

RT @Newsweek@twitter.com

AARP executive claps back at viral "OK, Boomer" joke with a shot at millennials, says we "actually have the money" trib.al/zzXjRqv

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Newsweek/status/11

Via @frostyw@twitter.com: Mentioned before hosting a New Year’s Eve πŸ’₯ event at our place in .

Still very much up for that! πŸ‘πŸ»

Not sure of ALL the parameters just yet, but I’m starting a Trello board for those interested. βœ…

HMU by DM or Telegram (Either me or Frosty)

When you consider that this sign is necessary and yet probably insufficient, it's remarkable that humans have survived this long.

RT @41Strange@twitter.com

Underwater Cave Death Warning Sign

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/41Strange/status/1

Liquid mercury would be awesome to play around with if it wasn't so toxic. Why can't you play nice with biology, mercury?

RT @Rainmaker1973@twitter.com

How a 50 kg iron working anvil floats on liquid mercury [source and full video: buff.ly/2sgsNp5] [the science behind: buff.ly/2xttwYS]

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/stat

I was also given some tokens with kanji on them which supposedly said what my role for he meal would be.

Last night's dream: I went to a floating Japanese restaurant from another ship with a group of friends. I was instructed that it was very traditional to take an item from your plate and announce that it was your name for the meal. I was Basil-san.

Genetically engineered superbabies grow up faster than I thought.

RT @jaclynasiegel@twitter.com

The woman on the treadmill next to me is coding in R. While running on the treadmill. At 9 AM.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/jaclynasiegel/stat

Spelling and word choice: you never notice until you do.

RT @bestofnextdoor@twitter.com

THIS πŸ‘ IS πŸ‘ NOT πŸ‘ A πŸ‘ DATING πŸ‘ SITE πŸ‘

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/sta

Feel free to try this with a bear at home!

RT @Grey_Ice_Bear@twitter.com

So all grizzlies are actually polar bears? 🀣

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Grey_Ice_Bear/stat

When horses don't skip leg day.

RT @41Strange@twitter.com

Horse sculpture by Fernando Botero in MedellΓ­n, Colombia

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/41Strange/status/1

What would this accent sound like?

RT @FlagsMashupBot@twitter.com

Special edition

Scotland
+
Australia (1903-1908)
=
Austrand:

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/FlagsMashupBot/sta

My father was a contractor. I grew up in a house that was always a work in progress. And I've never seen anyone who could casually do this to drywall with an axe. Amazing.

RT @engineers_feed@twitter.com

Drywall installation in 1950

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/engineers_feed/sta

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