GM: You see a kobold in a corner of the chamber, poking a rock with a stick
Wizard: I cast fireball
GM: The kobold raises it's stick. Countering your fireball. The kobold cast fireball. You take 47 points of damage.
You go unconscious.
GM: How does it feel.
Okay, I wasn't totally stunned by the British exit polls, but THIS stuns me.
McDonnell on the BBC trying to say it’s all Brexit. But that doesn’t explain how Boris Johnson is more trusted than Jeremy Corbyn on the NhS
This is more than I thought they'd get. Brutal for Labour, but not wholly surprising.
#GE2019, EXIT POLL:
Con: 368 (+51)
Lab: 191 (-71)
SNP: 55 (+20)
LDem: 13 (+1)
...I think I may need a lawyer next year.
search your name and the second gif to come up and thats how 2020 will be for you🤭
NO. BAD YOTES. Don't make me get the newspaper!
Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need https://trib.al/lNRrgPn
A very special episode of Sesame Street.
@Vanvidum@twitter.com Now I want to see an episode where only Big Bird can see the Bloodletters.
Any guesses as to what Connecticut pie is made of? Google has failed.
Dear Sante: I want a engine, nuts, and connecticut pie. good bi. -Cornelius p.s. you make them googoo eyes but i eat connecticut pie
Cats have been doing this ever since there was ink and something to write on.
something coming this week👀👀✨ stay tuned!
No more than what any of us expected, really.
New ‘Sesame Street’ Character Shudders To Life As Producers Complete Ritual To Imprison Damned Soul Within Puppet https://trib.al/1wm81kB
Vanvidum is a very old name by internet standards, but is only my second. My first name will remain lost to the abyss for all time, no matter what torture I must endure.
what was your first internet name you went by... mine was aangie, taken directly from the kyoshi island episode of ATLA
Today's top question: EEL TAXES.
So you're a medieval landlord, collecting property rent from your peasants in eels. How do you measure them?
Eels were usually counted in units called sticks (25 eels) -- likely from the number of eels you can smoke on a stick at one time. 10 sticks of eels was called a bind.
When you make a mistake at work, always remember that it probably wasn't really that bad by comparison.
December 12, 1959: The explosive bolts holding a Titan-1 to the launch pad set off the self-destruct safety charges in the first stage. Technicians placed the charge relay too close to a vibration-prone area, triggering a detonation when the bolts holding the rocket down blew.
This way better than that cat
Reclining next to a swarm of crabs is just asking to be devoured in the style of a horror movie.
As they have no natural predators, an estimated 43 million red crabs migrate across Christmas Island during the breeding season each year.
One of the wolves might actually be a coyote.
Inside every man is two wolves. One of them is like "Get Mexican food at 1AM" and the other is like "No don't." This is a terrible metaphor.
Don't wear clown noses around hooded seals.
Male Hooded Seals have an inflatable nasal membrane that expands like a red balloon to attract females. The rules are simple and straight forward. The male with the biggest balloon wins.
(Photo: Doug Allen)
As I have said: Birds are agents of chaos, and they know it.
How many parts do you have to replace in Theseus' phone before you've just replaced his phone?
Anyone fancy a flamed #iPhone X? It fell into a firepit, but customer wants it repaired anyway...
Modern students, especially of the humanities and liberal arts, don't learn nearly enough geometry. Plato is frowning at all of you.
Can a triangle have three right angles? Yes, on a curved space like a sphere. This is also one of the reasons we know the Earth is round https://buff.ly/2qEwKpQ
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