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I utterly despise the idea of twitter encouraging people to communicate with emoji. It's a horrid practice that people already overuse.

RT @TheCompoundNews@twitter.com

Twitter is going to change the way we tweet, starting with the dunk and the ratio πŸ™ˆ

buzzfeednews.com/article/alexk

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/TheCompoundNews/st

This is tragic, but the United States cannot allow for a gender weapons gap with our adversaries. While the gender race has its costs, they're a small price to pay to defend our way of life.

RT @tilton_raccoon@twitter.com

My prediction for a New York Times headline by this time next year:

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/tilton_raccoon/sta

I'm sure that it could be "rocked to calm the patients" was of great comfort to those locked inside.

RT @RealSardonicus@twitter.com

The Utica Crib

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/RealSardonicus/sta

Last night's dream: I was with a group of people walking through the woods when we were attacked by waves of demonic dinosaurs. Somehow I was able to figure out how to enter console commands, and killed them all at once.

If I ever acquire as many billions of dollars as Bloomberg, I will hire a team of people under ironclad contracts to beat me with rolled up newspapers if I ever attempt as pathetic a vanity project as running for president.

RT @alexburnsNYT@twitter.com

BLOOMBERG is filing to run for president
nytimes.com/2019/11/07/us/poli

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/alexburnsNYT/statu

Right, of course. When he formally announces his bid a grateful nation will gaze upon him and speak with one voice: "But why!?"

RT @alexburnsNYT@twitter.com

BLOOMBERG is filing to run for president
nytimes.com/2019/11/07/us/poli

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/alexburnsNYT/statu

I hope everyone will join me in drinking to the success of this effort. It may take many bottles, but together we can help solve global climate change. cnbc.com/2019/11/07/air-co-is-

Spending a year dead is also a classic tax avoidance move.

RT @annaspoerre@twitter.com

A man convicted of murder was rushed from the Iowa State Penitentiary to the hospital in 2015 where his heart was restarted five times.

Now he claims his life sentence was fulfilled in his short-lived death, and that he has over-stayed his prison time.
desmoinesregister.com/story/ne

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/annaspoerre/status

I need to do [thing] but that requires other people sign off and provide information, which they can't do yet. I guess I'll just sit here and write an exciting autobiographical tweet.

After dealing with yet more boxes of paper files in the basement going back to the 1970s, I am filled with the desire for an autumn bonfire. So unnecessary.

A very good boy being very patient with some troublesome bacon seeds.

RT @siklo1974@twitter.com

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/siklo1974/status/1

Tigers are going to have a lot of time to get the spider in the office today but it will take a few days to get it to work on time.

RT @SoraTheBun@twitter.com

πŸ”₯ Type β€˜[your species] are’ and let auto-fill roast you.

Bunnies are such amazing idiots

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SoraTheBun/status/

A world with Pokemon is a world with problems.

RT @WYR_bot@twitter.com

Would you rather live in a world with no problems at all or live in a world with pokemon at all times?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/119

Be the troll you want to see in the world.

RT @SofiaParedes79@twitter.com

When I'm bored I go around putting
these stickers on paper towel
dispensers

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SofiaParedes79/sta

This is perhaps one of the most horrifying news blurbs I've read. The implications are chilling, especially considering how China already has a head start on establishing concentration camps.

RT @globaltimesnews@twitter.com

A decision passed by the fourth plenary session of the 19th CPC Central Committee said that China will optimize family planning policy and improve the population quality.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/globaltimesnews/st

Note to self: helpful autocorrect is not so helpful when your message "I'll check with the policy" becomes "I'll check with the police."
Panicked confusion is fun!

Fixer-uppers this old are exciting. You never know what kind of surprises you'll find when doing repairs, plumbing, or electrical work. Nothing is to code. Things are held in place by 100 year old temporary solutions. Electricity isn't causing a fire because of asbestos. Etc.

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We're primarily a server for LGBTQ+ folks with interests in technology, cars, food, travel, photography, and furry-type things. Hosted in the Weird Part of Texas by a tigerholic Bear and his Koopa Husband.